Tuesday, 23 February 2010

[FEATURE] CELEBRITY DATING DIRECT, FORMERLY KNOWN AS VH1



Former member of R&B group TLC, Chilli is reported to become a reality star… 


TLC’s Rozonda “Chilli” Thomas, ex-girlfriend of R&B star, Usher, who has a child with producer Dalla Austin, is working with VH1 on a reality show called ‘What Chilli Wants’, featuring the star’s search for love, with the help of relationship expert Tionna Smalls.

 


 My first thought was “Nooooo Chilli Don’t do it! For the love of God, don’t do it!!!”

 

Chilli is the latest celebrity to land a reality show trying to find “true love” ... 0_o 


HA!

 

I remember back in the day when celebrities were known for being… well, talented, the world was graced with incredibly gifted and entertaining people; who sang, danced and kept us smiling.

 

But as the years went on and time passed and the world has become incredibly more celebrity-engrossed and media savvy; the once gifted stars of the last decade or so, have been replaced with wealthy socialites, size-zero celebutantes, and reality stars.

 

Former favorites, Salt & Pepa, Brandy, Hulk Hogan [former WWE wrestler], Tommy Lee [former drummer for Mötley Crüe and Methods of Mayhem], Pamela Anderson, Carmon Electra, Denise Richards [actress], Tori Spelling [actress], even Playboy owner Hugh Hefner have all resulted in signing on to become reality stars to reinstate their stardom from the clutches of demise.

 

Although reality has always been a form of entertainment for many years, [I believe that] the public really began to pay attention to reality TV hit when MTV thought to throw a medley of people together in one awesome house to create ‘The Real World’, which then created an explosion of reality shows such as ‘Big Brother’, ‘Pop Stars’, ‘American Idol’, ‘Fear Factor’, ‘Survivor’, “Temptation Island’, ‘The Apprentice’. Which lead to reality shows for “real people”, such as ‘Laguna Beach’, ‘The Hills’, and eventually onto celebrity reality shows, ‘The Anna Nicole Show’, ‘The Osbournes’, ‘Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica’, although not specifically in that order, but you get my drift.






 

Reality TV eventually branched out to become the twenty-first century’s form of celebrity dating.

 

In 2006, when ‘Flavor of Love’ first aired, the rapper (formerly of Public Enemy) had twenty suitors (all female) to compete in weekly tasks for Flavor Flav’s (ahem) heart, and then eliminated one by one until only one final suitor remained. The show also helped spin off a string of similar VH1 "Love" shows, such as ‘I Love New York’ and ‘Rock of Love.

 

Now, the people (if you wish to call them that) in these shows are all odd, fame-hungry, questionable people [including the men who appeared in ‘I Love New York’], who are humiliated, disgraced and ridiculed, just for their search for their fifteen minutes [of fame].

 

‘I love New York’ is one dating show spin-off dating reality show with the former contestant from ‘Flavor of Love’, Tiffany “New York” Pollard (she was infact a finalist in two consecutive seasons of ‘Flavor of Love’). In both seasons of her show, Tiffany failed to secure a love interest/soul mate.

 

‘For The Love of Ray j’ is yet another dating reality show, this one featuring Ray J (brother of R&B singer Brandy) that aired in 2009.

The winner of Ray J’s show was 26 year-old, Joanna “Cocktail” Hernandez; however, the relationship soon came to an end when rumors circulated that Ray J and Tila Tequila were together. Also late last year, a contestant from the show, Monica “Danger” Leon reportedly spread rumors questioning Ray J’s sexuality as well as proclaiming to the media tat she was in fact ‘pregnant with Ray J’s child’.




 


*sigh* Am I on my own when I say that reality TV has become a misnomer and even ironic, as many scenes are infact “scripted” or “planned”, where the producers are trying so hard for ratings they carefully calculate and devise scenarios, challenges, events, and settings to encourage particular behaviors and conflicts. (ahem, The Hills – but still love this show though). It’s now become a load of old saturated nonsense. 

 

Chilli may not have been the strongest vocalist in TLC, but look at Madonna, she doesn’t but somehow she has become an icon, with great styling, producers, backing singers and few babies. There are other ways to get back on the scene…  consult your manager Chill!

 

For someone as gorgeous, smart, classy and respected as Chilli to fall into the pitfalls of Reality TV, not only does it immediately make you lose respect for her, but also makes you consider just how bad her life is to result to this. I seriously think we’re in trouble here. The audience (who would even old enough remember her) are already over-saturated with constant celebrity-endorsed adverts, publicity-stunts, multi-million-pound-magazine-deals, fake celebrity relationships for column-inches, internet based gadgets, blogs, tabloids AND un-reality celebrity TV, I think it’s safe to say… are “over it”.

 

GAGA GOES TOPLESS ON Q



My favourite crazy person, Lady Gaga reveals (almost) all on the latest cover of Q magazine (UK).

Would have liked to see her in more of an bizarre-style-eccentric-out-of-there-outfit. Never mind... the boots are pretty awesome though.





Wednesday, 3 February 2010

AND THE OSCAR NOMINEES ARE...



The elegant Anne Hathaway announced the nominees for the 82nd Annual Academy Awards earleir this week. Check out the full list of nominees below.

The Awards show will be co-hosted by Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin [oooh! unlikely duo... but I likey!] and will take place Sunday 7 March. For more info check out Oscars.org 


Best Picture
Avatar
The Blind Side
District 9
An Education
The Hurt Locker
Inglourious Basterds
Precious
A Serious Man
Up
Up in the Air 

Best Director
James Cameron: Avatar
Kathryn Bigelow: The Hurt Locker
Quentin Tarantino: Inglourious Basterds
Lee Daniels: Precious
Jason Reitman: Up in the Air 

Best Actor
Jeff Bridges: Crazy Heart
George Clooney: Up in the Air
Colin Firth: A Single Man
Morgan Freeman: Invictus
Jeremy Renner: The Hurt Locker 

Best Actress
Sandra Bullock: The Blind Side
Helen Mirren: The Last Station
Carey Mulligan: An Education
Gabourey Sidibe: Precious
Meryl Streep: Julie & Julia 

Best Supporting Actor
Matt Damon: Invictus
Woody Harrelson: The Messenger
Christopher Plummer: The Last Station
Stanley Tucci: The Lovely Bones
Christoph Waltz: Inglourious Basterds 

Best Supporting Actress
Penelope Cruz: Nine
Vera Farmiga: Up in the Air 
Maggie Gyllenhaal: Crazy Heart
Anna Kendrick: Up in the Air
Mo'Nique: Preciuos 

Best Animated Feature Film
Coraline
Fantastic Mr. Fox
The Princess and the Frog
The Secret of Kells
Up 

Best Foreign Film
Ajami
El Secreto De Sus Ojos
The Milk of Sorrow
Un Prophete
The White Ribbon 

Best Original Screenplay
Mark Boal: The Hurt Locker Quentin Tarantino: Inglourious Basterds
Alessandro Camon, Oren Moverman: The Messenger
Joel Coen, Ethan Coen: A Serious Man
Bob Peterson, Pete Docter: Up 

Best Adapted Screenplay
Neill Blomkamp and Terri Tatchell: District 9
Nick Hornby: An Education
Jesse Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, Armando Iannucci, Tony Roche: In the Loop
Geoffrey Fletcher: Precious
Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner: Up in the Air 


Monday, 1 February 2010

LOVE ME 8 TIMES OVER




A collectors edition with 8 different covers, shot by Mert & Marcus. The covers feature Kate Moss, Naomi Campbell, Krsiten Stewart, Amber Valletta, Natalia Vodianova, Daria Werbowy, Jeneil Williams and Lara Stone.

The new issue is out February 8th. 







THE GRAMMYS [2010] GOES TO...


R&B singer, and Queen, Beyonce won an unprecedented SIX awards at the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards, including 'Song of the Year', while country star Taylor Swift won 'Album of the Year'.

And the rest of the Grammys went to:


Album of the Year: Fearless — Taylor Swift

 

Song of the Year: “Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)” — Thaddis Harrell, Beyoncé Knowles, Terius Nash & Christopher Stewart, songwriters (Beyoncé)

 

Best Solo Rock Performance: “Working on a Dream” — Bruce Springsteen

 

Record of the Year: “Use Somebody” — Kings of Leon

 

Best Country Album: Fearless — Taylor Swift

 

Best Rock Album: 21st Century Breakdown — Green Day

 

Best Hard Rock Performance: “War Machine” — AC/DC

 

Best Rap/Sung Collaboration: “Run This Town” — Jay-Z, Rihanna & Kanye West

 

Best Dance Recording: “Poker Face” — Lady Gaga

 

Best Female Pop Vocal Performance: “Halo” — Beyoncé

 

Best Rock Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals: “Use Somebody” — Kings of Leon

 

Best New Artist: Zac Brown Band

 

Best Electronic/Dance Album: The Fame — Lady Gaga

 

Best Alternative Music Album: Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix — Phoenix

 

Best Contemporary R&B Album: I Am… Sasha Fierce — Beyoncé

 

Best Female R&B Vocal Performance: “Single Ladies (Put a Ring On It)” — Beyoncé

 

Best Pop Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals: “I Gotta Feeling” — The Black Eyed Peas

 

Best Rock Song: “Use Somebody” — Caleb Followill, Jared Followill, Matthew Followill & Nathan Followill, songwriters (Kings Of Leon)

 

Best Pop Vocal Album: The E.N.D. — The Black Eyed Peas

 

Best Male R&B Vocal Performance: “Pretty Wings” — Maxwell

 

Best R&B Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals: “Blame It” — Jamie Foxx & T-Pain

 

Best Traditional R&B Vocal Performance: “At Last” — Beyoncé

 

Best Rock Instrumental Performance: “A Day in the Life” — Jeff Beck

 

Best Urban/Alternative Performance: “Pearls” — India.Arie & Dobet Gnahore

 

Best R&B Song: “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)” — Thaddis Harrell, Beyoncé Knowles, Terius Nash & Christopher Stewart, songwriters (Beyoncé)

 

Best Rap Solo Performance: “D.O.A. (Death Of Auto-Tune)” — Jay-Z

 

Best Rap Performance By A Duo Or Group: “Crack a Bottle” — Eminem, Dr. Dre & 50 Cent

 

Best Rap Song: “Run This Town” — Jeff Bhasker, Shawn Carter, Robyn Fenty, Kanye West & Ernest Wilson, songwriters (Athanasios Alatas, songwriter) (Jay-Z, Rihanna & Kanye West)

 

Best Rap Album: Relapse — Eminem

 

Best Male Pop Vocal Performance: “Make It Mine” — Jason Mraz

 

Best Pop Collaboration With Vocals: “Lucky” — Jason Mraz & Colbie Caillat

 

Best Female Country Vocal Performance: “White Horse” — Taylor Swift

 

Best Male Country Vocal Performance: “Sweet Thing” — Keith Urban

 

Best Traditional Pop Vocal Album: Michael Bublé Meets Madison Square Garden — Michael Bublé

 

Best Metal Performance: “Dissident Aggressor” — Judas Priest

 

Best Country Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals: “I Run to You” — Lady Antebellum

 

Best Country Collaboration With Vocals: “I Told You So” — Carrie Underwood & Randy Travis

 

Best Country Song: “White Horse” — Liz Rose & Taylor Swift, songwriters (Taylor Swift)

 

Best Americana Album: Electric Dirt — Levon Helm

 

Best Contemporary Blues Album: Already Free— The Derek Trucks Band

 

Best Compilation Soundtrack Album For Motion Picture, Television Or Other Visual Media: Slumdog Millionaire — Various Artists, A.R. Rahman, producer


Best Song Written For Motion Picture, Television Or Other Visual Media: “Jai Ho” (From Slumdog Millionaire) — Gulzar, A.R. Rahman & Tanvi Shah, songwriters (A.R. Rahman, Sukhvinder Singh, Tanvi Shah, Mahalaxmi Iyer & Vijay Prakash)

 

Best Recording Package: Everything That Happens Will Happen Today — Stefan Sagmeister, art director (David Byrne & Brian Eno)

 

Best Boxed or Special Limited Edition Package: Neil Young Archives Vol. I (1963-1972) — Gary Burden, Jenice Heo & Neil Young, art directors (Neil Young)

 

Best Short Form Music Video: “Boom Boom Pow” — The Black Eyed Peas

 

Best Long Form Music Video: “The Beatles Love – All Together Now” — (Various Artists)

 

Best Comedy Album: A Colbert Christmas: The Greatest Gift Of All! — Stephen Colbert

 


And on the Red Carpet...













those who maybe should have stayed off the Red Carpet...